Favorite (fake) Miyamoto Quotes

I saw some great spoofs on the "a delayed game" quote today in response to BotW2, but unfortunately didn't save them. What are some of your favorite fake Miyamoto quotes?

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Favorite (fake) Miyamoto Quotes

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